f unfathomable

Oh sorry that I don’t say “thank you” when you objectify my body and basically sexually harass me in public. I guess that makes me uptight.

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

image

#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

(via estrogenicide)

robots-and-electric-sheep:

theimpalaslovechild:

and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke.

(via cuntwarrior)

Timestamp: 1398307144

robots-and-electric-sheep:

theimpalaslovechild:

and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke.

(via cuntwarrior)

marcobaht:

if you’re gonna call yourself trash remember than one person’s trash is another person’s treasure

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tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

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emoij:

monobeartheater:

ennvui:

moldykins:

please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!

it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ

yeah and its still a living thing are you the kind of person who pulls the legs off of ants or steps on snails on purpose jackass?

I have a venus fly trap and I’ll kill anyone who does this

(Source: wild-guy, via estrogenicide)

Timestamp: 1398214567

emoij:

monobeartheater:

ennvui:

moldykins:

please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!

it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ

yeah and its still a living thing are you the kind of person who pulls the legs off of ants or steps on snails on purpose jackass?

I have a venus fly trap and I’ll kill anyone who does this

(Source: wild-guy, via estrogenicide)

shippinganything:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

You poetic little shit

(via ohheilno)

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